The One Night Stand.
Let's be frank people - there are some nights when you just want to go out and fuck the first thing you see. Whether that thing be blonde, short, tall, dark, mysterious, pretty, big boobs, nice arse, whatever. And if said person feels the same way then your eyes are practically rolled back.
You get the girl or guy back to your place and the fun begins. Suddenly....shock horror. You find yourself slowly starting to feel that connection, and finding yourself wanting to see this person again. But of course, that way you're breaking the fundamental rule of the One Night Stand - i.e: you're only supposed to be doing this once.
You get the girl or guy back to your place and the fun begins. Suddenly....shock horror. You find yourself slowly starting to feel that connection, and finding yourself wanting to see this person again. But of course, that way you're breaking the fundamental rule of the One Night Stand - i.e: you're only supposed to be doing this once.
A few weeks ago, I found myself in bed with a guy called James. He was completely my type, was funny, sweet, kind and seemed to actually be interested. Plus the sex was pretty good too.
I soon found myself starting to really like him, and hoped that he felt the same. To cut a long story short, it seemed that all he was after was a one night stand, which is where the problem lies. Surely the concept of a one night stand only works if both people are aware of the limitations? Yes, I grant you that sleeping with someone on the first day that you met them isn't necessarily the basis for a long lasting relationship, but surely things need to be completely crystal clear from the outset?
A week after things had finished with James, another one night stand came my way (It was a good month!) in the form of Josh. Now, Josh was a completely and utterly different one night stand from James in every single way imaginable. Whilst James had stayed the night and even had tea and toast the next morning, Josh did what he needed to do and left. It was literally a case of shooting and running. He was also pretty lousy in bed and the whole thing was over pretty quickly. Whilst this does have a certain cheap charm to it, it couldn't be clearer in my mind who the better one night stand was. Despite all the short comings, Josh wins the prize for best One Night Stand. Why? Because both of us knew exactly where we stood.
James had left me thinking after a night of amazing passion that there was something between us besides a Durex and I found myself doing the whole waiting around for a text message and swearing at my mobile for not ringing because I thought that the relationship was going places. So despite the fact that the sex was ten times better and I felt an emotional connection, it wasn't as rewarding a one off occasion as Josh was - simply because there was no question about what was going to happen. I was going to give him a blow job, he was going to ejaculate and then he was going to leave. Simple as. No fuss, no mess. Well maybe a bit, but we won't go there.
I soon found myself starting to really like him, and hoped that he felt the same. To cut a long story short, it seemed that all he was after was a one night stand, which is where the problem lies. Surely the concept of a one night stand only works if both people are aware of the limitations? Yes, I grant you that sleeping with someone on the first day that you met them isn't necessarily the basis for a long lasting relationship, but surely things need to be completely crystal clear from the outset?
A week after things had finished with James, another one night stand came my way (It was a good month!) in the form of Josh. Now, Josh was a completely and utterly different one night stand from James in every single way imaginable. Whilst James had stayed the night and even had tea and toast the next morning, Josh did what he needed to do and left. It was literally a case of shooting and running. He was also pretty lousy in bed and the whole thing was over pretty quickly. Whilst this does have a certain cheap charm to it, it couldn't be clearer in my mind who the better one night stand was. Despite all the short comings, Josh wins the prize for best One Night Stand. Why? Because both of us knew exactly where we stood.
James had left me thinking after a night of amazing passion that there was something between us besides a Durex and I found myself doing the whole waiting around for a text message and swearing at my mobile for not ringing because I thought that the relationship was going places. So despite the fact that the sex was ten times better and I felt an emotional connection, it wasn't as rewarding a one off occasion as Josh was - simply because there was no question about what was going to happen. I was going to give him a blow job, he was going to ejaculate and then he was going to leave. Simple as. No fuss, no mess. Well maybe a bit, but we won't go there.
With these two incidents in mind, it seems that the main thing that needs to happen with a One Night Stand is ironically communication (Something that is even missed out of relationships sometimes.). If both parties know what is going to happen before, during and after the act then everyone is happy. Admittedly the words "I'm not looking for a relationship" aren't the most erotic words that could be chosen to accompany foreplay, but for Christ's sake, say it at some point! Otherwise, you could find yourself with a very attached one time fuck after you....like me.
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